nudityandnerdery:

prettiestcaptain:

scarlettfangell:

prettiestcaptain:

I lack motivation to do anything serious so take this

Techniiiically, that’s liquid gold. Not fire. >.>

you go and tell that to Viserys Targaryen, see if it will make him any less dead

Sick burn, yo.

jeynewesterlinglives:

pyjamacladhero:

jeynewesterlinglives:

  • there is literally only one house in the north that has ever practiced flaying
  • the first king in the north made flaying illegal
  • this law must have been created entirely for the boltons
  • a thousand years later they’re still fucking flaying people
  • conclusion: northern law enforcement is incredibly ineffective 

The Starks intentionally kept the Boltons around as the 2nd most powerful house in the north, so that whenever the other northern lords considered rebelling, the Starks could point to the Silence of the Lambs House wearing their human skin cloaks next door and go “ok, but if you kick us out they’ll be taking over”. 

this is 100% a possibility

Definitely an interesting and plausible theory.

(Source: exitpursuedbyamormont)

Excellent. I just keep loving this guy more and more. Easily has become one of my favorite authors for so many different reasons.

(Source: headbangwithhayley)

garflyf:

You’re making out with your partner and things start to get hot. You start feeling under their shirt only to discover they’re wearing chain-mail.

The Rains of Castamere begins playing.

That’s so wrong.

In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. You’ve been warned. [x]

Hodor…

(Source: mhysas)

Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.

apogeesystem:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

100 duders are building a 1:1 scale model of the continent of Westoros in Minecraft

Are you FUCKING kidding me?!

http://mc.westeroscraft.com/map/#/2280/64/9805/-9/0/0

LOOK

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

APPARENTLY I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW BUT HOLY SHIT. IM IMPRESSED, BUT WHY THO

wH

AT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

[loudly screaming at screen]
gives up on minecraft forever holy fucking shit no way no fucking way

HOLY CRAP! How is this even for real? Amazing.

jadebooks:

[[book meme]]

favorite book from your favorite series → storm of swords by george rr martin

“Explain to me: why it is more noble to kill ten thousand men in battle than a dozen at dinner?”

So, this is what I did in my room earlier. Two and a half hours standing up on the bed all twisted, but the back ache is completely worth it. Quote by George R.R. Martin.

(Source: brotherlygeckos)

Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end. Reality is the strip malls of Burbank, the smokestacks of Cleveland, a parking garage in Newark. Fantasy is the towers of Minas Tirith, the ancient stones of Gormenghast, the halls of Camelot. Fantasy flies on the wings of Icarus, reality on Southwest Airlines. Why do our dreams become so much smaller when they finally come true?

We read fantasy to find the colors again, I think. To taste strong spices and hear the songs the sirens sang. There is something old and true in fantasy that speaks to something deep within us, to the child who dreamt that one day he would hunt the forests of the night, and feast beneath the hollow hills, and find a love to last forever somewhere south of Oz and north of Shangri-La.

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-Earth.