memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

(Source: sheswanderlost)

(Source: marvelparksdept)

faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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thecomicsvault:

Anne Bonny

SHAZAM #27 (Feb. 1977)
Art by Kurt Shaffenberger & Vince Colletta
Words by E. Nelson Bridwell

emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important

(Source: jmeswilson)

heckhund:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

rosaluxmemeburg:

A classic

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, those damn communists not supporting imperialism and oppression. That’s such a negative. /sarcasm
So the author is basically saying true American capitalist patriots should want to rape the world and destroy the cultures and lives of other peoples for profit and resources. How dare communism stand in the way?

Haha, so true.

mahrylee:

itssexualhour:

the first time i had sex with my boyfriend we did it with the door wide open and while his mom was home (she’s blind) and it was super awkward because right towards the end i started sucking him off and as he was cumming, she walked in the doorway asking him where something was and she asked me I was doing because i apparently seemed kinda quiet for a few minutes. we laugh about it now but it was still very awkward being completely naked in front of a blind woman with her sons dick in my mouth

his mom dont know but jesus does and u going to hell

vibritannias:

also the hobbit has the worst raid party make-up ever. everyone is a warrior except like two rogues one of whom is a big noob and the only mage isn’t even a healer

legolas is like that lvl 100 dude that comes along and steals all your kills and then leaves

(Source: jotaaro)