If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

Hahaha

(Source: catherinemari3)

To clarify, when I say that I “like Tolkien,” I mean that I like his writing and his books. I’m not sure I would have liked the actual guy. From what I know he was racist and super religious. I don’t think we would have gotten along much, had we met. I respect his writing talent and gift for languages (no one can deny that he was gifted when it came to linguistics) but that doesn’t mean I have to like him as a person..

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Something is part of “the plan” when it’s convenient for them.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Something is part of “the plan” when it’s convenient for them.

(Source: atheismblog)

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

(Source: treerings-sing)

goddess-of-smut:

One of my favorites of Gary Larsen’s

goddess-of-smut:

One of my favorites of Gary Larsen’s

50c:

religion: ass

mindgardens:

I’m with you Piper.

(Source: liberatingreality)

(Source: huejackman)

leekimhoung:

walk into a church like

image

“But the Bible says…”

image

jaykob-michael:

mahramore:

shots fired

oooooooooo

Nobody does hypocrisy like the religious fanatics. Also, Ricky Gervais is a very great person.

jaykob-michael:

mahramore:

shots fired

oooooooooo

Nobody does hypocrisy like the religious fanatics. Also, Ricky Gervais is a very great person.

(Source: alexisanchezisonfire)

rushpoint:

bradventuretime:

Creationism is the one true way

And so the meme begins. 

YES!

rushpoint:

bradventuretime:

Creationism is the one true way

And so the meme begins. 

YES!

(Source: temple-ov-shugara)